Total Medals Earned: 189 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,495 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/80 points)
Medals Earned: 9/21 (65/380 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)
Medals Earned: 4/80 (20/400 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/120 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/150 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Buy everything
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
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Earn your first gold medal on a stage.
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.
Unlock the last stage of the game.
Get all gold medals and all gold skills.
Support Pico Day
Gigantor survives the battle
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle
